Stupid little things that bug you

lefty goldblatt

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How do you prepare a meal in your house? Do you have a kitchen like in Beauty and the Beast, where the cutlery and pots do all the work themselves? You lucky bastard.
True, true.
Mrs G is beauty, and I'm the beast.

Failing that, Mrs G and billions other like her, simply "make" meals.
 

Magicpole

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True, true.
Mrs G is beauty, and I'm the beast.

Failing that, Mrs G and billions other like her, simply "make" meals.
Ah, you're confusing the prep, with the making or cooking. A common error. Let me explain. When I am going to make chicken, I prep it by marinating it in garlic, chilli and honey. I leave it for hours. While I'm there, I prep potatoes, par boil, whilst still hot, mix them in garlic paste and olive oil, herbs which soaks in a gives a golden crunchy tasty roast spud, the same with other veg, so when I want to ,make it, it's all, well, prepared. This way the food tastes better, I can get fucking hammered and all I need to do is be able to hear a timer and we are good to go. I'm.thinking of starting a YouTube channel. It's a winner Tom. I hope you subscribe.
 

citizen_maine

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Ah, you're confusing the prep, with the making or cooking. A common error. Let me explain. When I am going to make chicken, I prep it by marinating it in garlic, chilli and honey. I leave it for hours. While I'm there, I prep potatoes, par boil, whilst still hot, mix them in garlic paste and olive oil, herbs which soaks in a gives a golden crunchy tasty roast spud, the same with other veg, so when I want to ,make it, it's all, well, prepared. This way the food tastes better, I can get fucking hammered and all I need to do is be able to hear a timer and we are good to go. I'm.thinking of starting a YouTube channel. It's a winner Tom. I hope you subscribe.
You could call it "Magic marinates"
 

flyer

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People who don't know how to use bus lanes. There are so many on the roads who haven't a clue, surely the examiners should be failing them when they take their test.

I heard somebody on the TV earlier say that she was 'super excited' about something she was doing. WHAT THE F**K DOES THAT MEAN YOU IDIOT
 

maccieblue

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Doves ‘cooing’ outside my bedroom window early on a beautiful, sunny Saturday morning. I wish they’d shut the fuck up!
I will raise you with wood pigeons, hate the bastards. Eventually the crows chase them off. Wish the crows would get up earlier
 

Banshee

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Doves ‘cooing’ outside my bedroom window early on a beautiful, sunny Saturday morning. I wish they’d shut the fuck up!
I love to hear birdsong in the morning.

If you think that's annoying try this. The male northern Mockingbird will sing at night when looking for a mate. I can testify that these little feckers will sing ALL through the night and many nights til they get a female. I am surrounded by them and thankfully they are all paired up.




 

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