Stupid little things that bug you

tonerain

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Exactly. I hate that too. I don't care if Kayleigh from Scunthorpe has a little three-year-old called Jackson who is a real handful etc. etc, or of Darren from Hackney tells us all about his job in IT.
Ladies on any tv show who when asked "And what do you do in your spare time?" say "Well, I have 2 children so I don't have a lot of spare time".

Nobody forced you to have kids and your granny probably brought up 7 kids while doing a 12 hour shift in the cotton mill.
 

Uncle Wally One Ball

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The intro bit on Popmaster (or any other quiz show, come to that) where the contestants "tell us a little about" themselves. Shut up and get on with the fucking questions.
Think popmaster may benefit from a hiatus. It seems that contestants are increasingly ones who have been on previously. Or, absolute twats who dont know anything but have got nothing else to do and just want to get on the wireless so that they can say hello to an endless list of people. Some very irritating folk have been on there in the last year
 

Newman Noggs

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Think popmaster may benefit from a hiatus. It seems that contestants are increasingly ones who have been on previously. Or, absolute twats who dont know anything but have got nothing else to do and just want to get on the wireless so that they can say hello to an endless list of people. Some very irritating folk have been on there in the last year

This should probably be in the thread "stupid little things that make you happy", but I love it on those rare occasions when someone doesn't get a single question right.

My girlfriend gets hopping mad when I'm hooting with laughter at their misfortune pointing out that my average score is in single figures. But my point is that I don't go on national radio to display my musical knowledge only to get a public trashing.
 

Double R

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When you play a film soundtrack on cd or online or whatever, and it contains dialogue from the film over the music. I just want to listen to the music, if I wanted to hear the actors I would watch the film instead.
 

ysmsa

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Storing three 16' long 6 x 6" in your driveway for ten years in the hope that one day you will find a use for them (today is that day) only to roll them over and find that they are riddled with a million carpenter ants and so then have to get out the skill saw and cut them up into pieces so you can get rid of them.
Get the ants to do it!
 

Kinkladze 1

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The new Skoda radio advert. The woman doing the talking pronounces it “shkuda” which I’m sure is correct but it goes right through me when she says it.
 

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The rate that grass grows in the summer. It seems as if I just put the lawnmower back and it's time to start again. I am about to start it all over again once my delicious breakfast of toast, scrambled eggs and great Scottish salmon settles. The Mrs knows I am to do it. So, there's no fucking way out. She, like most of our women, can give a look that leaves fuck all to the imagination as to what's on her mind. And what's on her mind is, you're cutting that grass you twat.
 

GAZZA

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Think popmaster may benefit from a hiatus. It seems that contestants are increasingly ones who have been on previously. Or, absolute twats who dont know anything but have got nothing else to do and just want to get on the wireless so that they can say hello to an endless list of people. Some very irritating folk have been on there in the last year
Have you noticed how many of the contestants work in the public sector? It's like they've got nothing better to do and all day in which to do it (he says while at work posting on a Man City forum)
 

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